Tuesday 28 July 2015

CORPORATE LESSON



A Sales Representative, an Administration Clerk, and their Manager.


SCENE ONE
A Sales Representative, an Administration Clerk, and their Manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

SCENE TWO
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the Admin Clerk.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.

SCENE THREE
"Me next! Me next!" says the Sales Rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.



SCENE FOUR
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the Manager.
The Manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

CORPORATE LESSON
Always let your Boss have the first say.

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