Lesson One: Bob , His
Neighbour’s Wife and the N100,000 Bet.
Scene 1
Fred, Bob’s neighbour, is getting into the shower just as
his (Fred’s) wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
Scene 2
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs
downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give youN100, 000 to drop that towel,"
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you
Scene 3
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and
stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her N100, 000 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel
and goes back upstairs.
Scene 4
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who
was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about theN100, 000 he owes me?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the
Corporate Lesson:
If you share
critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in
time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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